VIDEO: The 6 Best Jokes From Charlie Sheen's Roast

Charlie Sheen While Charlie Harper was getting wiped out off 2 . 5 Males, Charlie Sheen was getting roasting on Comedy Central.What have you think about Ashton Kutcher's 2 . 5 Males debut?Seth McFarlane emceed the festivities, which featured such roasters as Jeffrey Ross, William Shatner and, yes, Kate Walsh.Listed here are the six best jokes in the roast. [Warning: Videos contain profane language.]6. "Hookers cost lots of money, Charlie. Has not anybody said stars will sleep along with you free of charge? That's Hollywood 101." - William ShatnerComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen5. "If you are winning, this mustn't be considered a child custody of the children hearing. The only real time your children reach help you is within reruns. Charlie, don't you need to live to determine their first 12 steps?" - Jeffrey RossComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen4. "Charlie will get just a little confused sometimes. He's the only real guy who pulls a knife on the lady who's already prepared to f--- him." - Kate WalshComedy Central Roast of Charlie SheenFall Preview: Get scoop in your favorite coming back shows3. "Everyone knows there's a high probability Charlie is going to be dead soon, and so i authored an obituary. 'Charlie Sheen, who grew to become a tabloid fixture because of his issues with alcohol and drugs, was discovered dead in the apartment' - really, guess what happens? I type of really just replicated Amy Winehouse's obituary. I only needed to change three things, though: the sex from the deceased, the position of the body, and also the part that states a talent that'll be skipped." - Seth MacFarlaneComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen2. "The only real reason you have on television to begin with happens because God hates Michael J. Fox." - Anthony JeselnikComedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen1. "You are much like Bruce Willis - you had been large within the 1980s and today your old slot has been full of .Inch - Amy Schumer Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen